Guacamole is a traditional human paste made out of the crushed corpses of the Avocado beings. Generally the crushed beings are slowly stirred and pounded with a dash of chili powder and garlic. Lime juice also helps the mixture from browning. The taste that these ingredients form is one that human kind has found appetizing for many years.
The Avocado are little tiny people who look like little fucking clumsy green assholes while they walk around. They don't speak and do not own technology, but they are just horrible to be around while they are alive. I personally think this is because the Avocado don't even have brains, but rather some large pit-like structure at their core.
My family has been herding and slaughtering these subhumans for decades now. The pain these little bastards have given us has been unforgiving and our response has been in kind. The battle has been difficult for all of us here. These things just come up to you and sort of, "Joust" all over you while you're trying to sleep. It's fucking annoying.
Anyways. Recipe for Guac.
- Three dead, crushed, mashed up, spit-on, Avocado people.
- Some onions or some shit
- Hair of the child of an Avocado mother
- Garlic
- Chile Powder
- Eyelids of an Avocado Manwarrior
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