Oh, Miami. Home of party times and what my friend used to call the, "bronze age". Because all of the people there are so darned bronzed and my friend felt need to mention that. I told him it wasn't necessary and that we all already got that fact and that it was honestly just obvious given how close Florida is to the equator but you know what? He insisted.
Anyways, legend has it that Miami, FL was founded on a bet between two of the most powerful people in the world. Mr. Sheep said that Miami should be hot and stuffy and Mr. Big Snowman said no it should be cold and dry. This debate lead to many meetings between the two of them, cloistered away, deliberating softly. They weren't always civil, these meetings, and sometimes they lead to heated exchanges full of shouting and doing drugs.
And by heated exchanges I mean fucking. They totally were just straight up fucking like crazy. Which also led to some little babies which meant that Big Snowman and Mr. Sheep had some kids and that was kind of like moisture in the air and they decided to start a city called Miami and that is how Miami is there.
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